everyscreentoobeseen:

(Alt. Text. First Image. Person A. Look at Me OFMD Fandom.Second image. Words Angry OFMD Fans after S2 Finale sit on Tom Hanks head. Third Image. Person A says “ We will not blame David Jenkins nor the Writers of OFMD for however fast paced or choppy the last episodes felt. If you angry blame HBO Max. They cut 10 episodes down to 8.)

You can be angry. You can shout. But dont nobody yell at David Jenkins or the Writers of OFMD. They got screwed over by HBO. @HBO…. Not @davidjenkins. We will not be ungrateful the people that made this show possible. Pls and thank you.

laceratedlamiaceae:

Izzy finally getting his revenge for “You ever been sketched?”

secondlina:

tattooedzombigirl:

theman:

beardedmrbean:

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

hopemikelson:

Do you know what I am? I am an idiot, with a box and a screwdriver. Just passing through, helping out, learning. I don’t need an army. I never have, because I’ve got them. Always them. Because love, it’s not an emotion. Love is a promise.

HAPPY 59TH ANNIVERSARY!

neil-gaiman:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

squigglyexplosive:

mariomarc:

ALT

How did X get even stupider.

THIS BITCH EMPTY

XEET

o7

It’s pronounced “sheee-it” in the southern fashion.

spockvarietyhour:

cinemaocd:

bogleech:

henstomper:

gotta say its interesting growing up & through cultural osmosis seeing donald trump as the pinnacle of american greed, decadence, and corruption. not a person but an empty symbol of capital. and then i become an adult and he’s running for president in the first 3 elections im legally allowed to vote in

For real though he was a human punchline EVERYONE ridiculed! Republicans hated him! He was just another smug big city left-leaner to them!! His entire fame everywhere was like an “uggggh not this tacky bastard again,” like even the people who liked him basically liked him from an almost comic relief villain angle, like the heel wrestler of CEO’s, a gaudy trainwreck, most often referenced to make fun of his hairstyle than almost anything else?!

People too young to have been really aware of him before his political crusade cannot imagine how deranged this all feels. Imagine like a family guy character or an angry abrasive YouTube persona running for president and instantly half of America suddenly decides this meme was always a glorious visionary christ figure they would both die and kill for.

Watching Devil’s Advocate (1997) the other day and they literally filmed it in Donald Trump’s apartment in trump tower. It was unambiguously Trump=Satan…Also the character had an incestuous relationship with his daughter which is like…HOW DID THEY KNOW???

Trump was tacky-rich defined and on the lecherous side growing up. He was the epitome of 80s and 90s greed and decadence. Also remember one of the Back to the Future writers confirmed Alt-Biff was based on Trump:

Back to the Future writer: bad guy Biff was based on Donald Trump

Screenwriter Bob Gale confirms long-standing fan theory that Marty’s nemesis in the trilogy was modelled on the Republican presidential cand

the Guardian

michaelsheens:

Come on, come on, we’re going to the country! Fresh air and geniuses, what more could you ask? I’m not coming with you.

DOCTOR WHO - 4.04 The Sontaran Stratagem

7deadlycinderellas:

nottawriter:

When I found out Paramount+ was removing Star Trek: Prodigy I bought all 20 episodes of S1 from Amazon Video since that was the only way for me to watch all 20 at the time. On 6/27, I lost access to episodes 10-20. Amazon has done what they can, which isn’t much.

All 20 were accessible when I paid for all 20. The full season is what I was buying. Now, I only have access to 9 of the episodes.

What is the point of buying digital content if they’re just going to steal it back from you afterwards?! Is this not false advertisement?

Seems appropriate

People don’t seem to realize this. Digital purchases are great until the seller no longer has the rights to the media and suddenly its not yours anymore

scottishmushroom:

Sitting here watching s2xe5 and it’s the scene where Crowley is asking Aziraphale why his French is so bad and he says “I went to Monsieur Rossignol’s night classes in 1760”.

I decided to Google if this was a real person since the name wasn’t familiar to me, and instead I had my giant gay heart stomped on by Neil Gaiman once again.

The French word for nightingale: Rossignol

It’s the language of romance and Aziraphale took night classes with a Mr. Nightingale. I CAN’T BREATHE.

katecaru:

catchymemes:

wrecxks:

mossworm:

This is Dendrocephalus proeliator, the rare fairy shrimp that I co-discovered in 2019. This is a mature male in a ¼ teaspoon. They are found only in certain soils in central Florida and they refuse to hatch unless they have their special soil chemistry intact

I hope you don’t mind I doodled your fairy shrimp?

nightgoodomens:

auteurdefeu:

nightgoodomens:

I don’t think Crowley thinks Aziraphale doesn’t love him after that rejection.

Even in his speech he talks about THEM and how they stopped pretending they’re aren’t a thing.

He felt Aziraphale’s hands.

He knows. That’s why he’s heartbroken. Not because he thinks he was wrong, but because he knows he is right and yet…

It’s that moment when you know but you can’t do anything about it.

If Aziraphale simply rejected him because he didn’t want him, Crowley would have simply left. He wouldn’t be waiting. But he was.

THATS WHAT IM SAYINGGG!!! There’s many parallels between their s1 breakup to their s2 divorce but I think a lot about “I don’t even like you” “You do!” Because even though it wasn’t said with romantic intention back then, it still shows that Crowley recognizes his worth (to some extent at least). He is not so fragile to think that, despite how Aziraphale’s actions might outwardly be seen, he doesn’t mean the world to Azi. He knows the bond they share- they carved out a peaceful slice of life for themselves and were perfectly content until the Second Coming was being enforced. In his confession to Aziraphale, he speaks not only about how he feels, how he knows he can rely on Azi and how much Azi means to him, but that they both know Azi can rely on him too and that they both need each other. He’s acknowledging that its mutual, even if Azi won’t say so. He knows.

Aziraphale loves Crowley. Crowley knows Aziraphale loves him. It’s just that Heaven also knows this and is far too good at pulling the strings of life to work in their favor.

I think a lot of headcanons reduce Crowley to this being that can’t cope without Aziraphale and thinks he is worth nothing but… he is not like that. Like you said “I don’t like you” “you do” and the whole speech where he talks how they both haven’t been pretending for a while. He KNOWS.

Their whole lives Aziraphale has been pulling the strings to get Crowley to see him - Crowley knows he could have saved himself.

Crowley noticed the chest touch, the dance, other touches and perhaps some of the looks.

Crowley’s job is to TEMPT. He knows things like that.

I think perhaps the reason he has been struggling through the speech is because he is used to hiding his feelings and suddenly needs to pour them out, and he thinks it’s Aziraphale that will struggle in admitting to being in love. Even if Crowley can tell he is.